SARDARJI


Once a Sardarji came across a shop which had brains for sale .The first one was of an American. Sardarji asked its price to a sales man:
Rs.100000
The next one was of an african.Sardarji asked its price:
Rs.50000
And the next one was of a sardarji. Its price was
Rs.5000000
Sardarji asked , "why the cost of the sardarji's brain is so high?"
"The Americans and Africans use their brains and after their death
their brains would be empty.But the sardarjis never use thier brains and their brains are fresh".Said the salesman

Napolea

Napolean: The word imposible cannot be found in my dictionary.
Sardaji: Why dont you check it before buying the dictionary? There is no use of saying this Because , there is no refund or exchange of books in any shop

THE THREE THIEVES

3 thieveves - Every Body , No Body and Mr. Mad .
One night , the three friends planned to robe the City Bank . Every Body and No Body entered the bank's safe while Mr. Mad waited out . Later Mr. Mad heard some shouts and he too went in to the safe . No Body had killed Every Body and ran away . Mad was scared and confused and didnot know what to do . Then he dialled 100 from a telephone he found there . The circle inspector attended the call , " hello... police station.... who's speaking ? "
Mad said , "sorry sir , I am not willing to tell you my name . No Body killed Every Body in the City Bank . The police ispector : " are you mad ?" Mr. Mad: " how did you get my name sir ?"

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